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December 5, 2007
November 29, 2007
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So how’d you guys like America’s Next Top Model last night? I have to say I was disappointed to see Heather go home, but I wasn’t too suprised. The last couple of weeks she seemed to be melting down. (Or was at least edited that way.) I was also find it ironic that her and Jenah were the ones in the bottom two, and for basically the same reason: COMMUNICATION. Heather’s was not entirely her fault, whereas Jenah’s was. Jenah is all arrogance lately, and it’s becomming quite unattractive. Let’s put it this way… when Nigel starts thinking you’re ugly on the inside, it’s time to change your tune. Maybe the bottom two position will give her a wake up call. She’s definitely got a jealous streak for Saliesha… what is that about?
Anyways, got a quick post on this, but I’ll write on the eppy later. In the meantime, who do you think will go next???
November 24, 2007
Like I said last week, ANTM is getting a bit predictable. After all, who was surprised to see Lisa go home? She’s had a couple poor showings and then that over-thinking thing was just too much. When I saw her start to cry this week, I knew she was a goner.
I also thought Tyra’s advice to her was AWFUL. I mean, “If you feel as if you’re going to cry, just cry.” What the heck kind of advice is that? How about, “If you think you’re going to cry, get out of your head and act professional.”
THAT’s better advice… courtesy of moi. Thank you very much.
I also wasn’t surprised to see Heather in the bottom two. For the last couple weeks they’ve really started to show her melting down more and flubbing up. She’s having a hard time speaking, and if she continues you know she ain’t gonna be AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL.
But she’ll be okay. She takes a darn good picture. This week I was very surprised at the one she took:
And once again…. I’m back to liking Chantal. Apparently I won’t be able to make up my mind about her until the end. Some weeks she comes off super arrogant, and this week she came off okay. I do like that she seems to stick up for people and also that she doesn’t take any shit. It was awesome how she got Bianca and Jenah to share a bed so that Heather could have one. Heather needs to just suck it up and not act like a ten year old, but at the same time the girls are so obnoxious with her.
Chantal did well this week. But it was a Cover Girl shoot, which means you have to be super cute. Chantal can do CUTE… almost to the point of puking. I’ve liked her shots better the last two weeks, and didn’t as much this week:
I think Miss J hit the nail on the head when he said, “Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm.” Compare this to last week with the whole “I’m ethereal” outfit and then stomping ahead like she was pissed.
And WHAT the heck was the deal with Bianca and her “trust issue.” Come on… seriously…. BIANCA was afraid of heights. I predict Bianca will be voted off soon, but for now… she makes good TV.
I also loved that Nigel said Jenah “lacked charm.” I think she does, too! She looks like she just crawled out of bed and rammed a cigarette in her mouth. This “I’m a tough rocker chick” attitude is so yesterday…. and it doesn’t suit her. She looked completely out of place in the Cover Girl commercial, and even though the judges seemed to like her picture, how would they realistically be able to use it as a print ad:
They wouldn’t. Nigel also said she wasn’t showing “any beauty from within.” WOW! He meant business this week. Anyways, next week should be fun because it’s the go’sees episode…. can’t wait.
November 14, 2007
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So… it’s been an entire week since my slight rant about ANTM and how they sent a perfectly healthy girl home while another one who didn’t eat was not even called on the carpet for holding up a music video shoot. I think I’m all better now….. deep breaths…..
Now it’s time to focus on this week’s episode. Apparently Heather will get to deal with someone (who could it be? Bianca perhaps?) jabbing her about poses and stress and….. whatever else. I just hope they don’t make a DEAL out the whole thing because really, which one of them ISN’T under stress? It looks like they get no sleep and are constantly on each other’s nerves. At least, that’s how they’re EDITED. (Because as we know from the writer’s strike, reality TV doesn’t HAVE writers. Wink wink.)
Here’s the preview in case you’re interested. Recap after the show.
November 8, 2007
Well, looks like the Bostonian was right, and poor healthy normal lovely Sarah was the one that went home.
There are a few things that piss me off about this episode. First, that they have made such a huge deal about Sarah losing weight, and then… that they have a model pass out because (DAH) she hadn’t eaten anything in like 20 hours. I’ll have more to say on that later. For now, let’s do a recap, shall we?
If I said previously that I was developing a new respect for Chantal, I completely apologize. Last night she was back to my bleck meter after telling the world that God gave her “this body and this face” so therefore she was born to model. Love yo-self much? Now here’s the thing… a healthy body image is important. Healthy. As in, love your body and appreciate all that God gave you, but don’t let your head inflate to the point that it won’t fit through the door. (Or, in an Enrique Iglesias video.)
As much as Chantal tells the world how she was “born” to model, she’s had quite a few off weeks. (Remember the flower episode, folks?) This week she looked bored to tears at having to watch Enrique Iglesias strut around in front of her. Perhaps Chantal actually thought she was prettier than Enrique? Could this be? If so, I should do the proper thing and correct Chantal right now:
No one is prettier than Enrique. Not you. Not Tyra. Not even Tyson Beckford.
As per usual, most of the girls looked positively stiff and odd throughout the video. Heather, surprisingly, really pulled off the weird & intense vampire look. But this thing about her not eating for a zillion hours… For some reason, I gave her more credit than that. I was starting to buy into the whole “I have Asberger’s but want to be a role model for girls”….
…and so to do that you don’t eat, Heather? And then make everyone drop everything and run to your side and after administering water and minerals to your little body have to tell you, “Now with your size, you should really eat before you do something like this….”
And that wasn’t even MENTIONED in panel! WTF?
I do like how Chantal noticed Heather getting some prime camera time then and went over to tell her “how worried” they were about her.
Another odd thing was that Tyra hyped this whole “Bodyville” thing and then it was like two seconds in the episode. She spends an entire week talking about body image and then just shows us models slithering up and down a wall?
Which brings me to another point: Why the heck couldn’t Lisa make it back up the wall with her leg strength? She was a stripper, for pete’s sake. Don’t they kind of need their… ahem… muscle strength for certain things?
I’m not bothered at all by Bianca and her jealousy of Heather. Here’s the thing, sometimes I agree with Bianca. I think they are over-kind to her at times (at times, mind you) like for example when she doesn’t eat and causes a video shoot to stop completely and then they don’t even say anything to her. You know if Bianca (or let’s face it, Chantal) had pulled that stunt Tyra’d be all over their behinds.
I did laugh at Bianca trying the whole, “I weigh the most of any person in this house” routine in front of Sarah, and Sarah chiming back, “Oh, we’re going to play that game now, huh Bianca?” Loved that. Love Sarah! I hope to heck she gets some modeling gigs after this. I mean, honestly, how big is she? (In normal people size, I mean. Like, a size 4? A 6? Can I get a reference here, someone?)
The whole episode was wacky right to the end. I see most of my predictions yesterday were off. Like I predicted Jenah would be in the bottom two. But she was close! She did horrible. And was it just me, or did she look BUCK-TOOTHED in the video?
I said Ambreal would be great – I thought she was but TyTy thought she was “too hoochie.” And Tyra knows hoochie far better than I do, so I’ll give her that.
I said Chantal would be great -and she totally wasn’t.
I said Heather might struggle and she did with the whole crawling along the wall deal. And btw, what is the deal with Tyra saying Heather has a “Tim Burton-esque” sexuality?
I was right with Saliesha pulling it out, and I was right that Sarah would work her bod and look great. She did. Even the judges thought so. But she eats (probably every day or so) and we can’t have that in the modeling world. Not, apparently, even in Tyra’s modeling world.
I said Lisa would over-think everything but she didn’t. I did, however, hit it right on the head with Bianca when I said “She’ll end up looking like she’s ready to rumble.” So okay – not too bad.
I’ll be curious to see what Sarah has to say now that she’s off the show. In any event, here’s the Enrique video (with models) if you’d like to check it out.
November 7, 2007
It’s just after 2p.m. here in the Midwest, and I don’t know about you, but I am looking forward to a new episode of ANTM. Especially after the recap show.
Tyra’s already been on the local channels talking about the episode, which consists of the models wearing nude body stockings and pretending that they are part of “Bodyville.” In addition to body image it looks like Tyra is trying to teach them to be sexy. (There’s a preview on the CW site if you’re interested.)
After that, they go on the set for a music video with Enrique Iglesias video where apparently one girl will pass out.
Let’s see… girls that are living together, bugging each other, not eating, and then…. gasp… one of them actually passes out? I can’t imagine. (She said snarkily.) I am interested in seeing how well some of the girls do, and am even going to make some predictions:
- Ambreal will be able to pull out of her funk since she’s got the dance background.
- Chantal has probably been in front of her bedroom mirror pretending to be in music videos since she was ten, so I’ll bet she does okay.
- Heather has the awkwardness with her body so she might struggle.
- Saleisha is a wild-card these days… but I think she’ll pull it out. She do her model thang and be good.
- Sarah will work her ever-shrinking bod and look great doing it.
- Jenah’s odd little face will not work in a video format, she’ll be in the bottom two for the first time.
- Bianca will struggle. She’ll end up looking like she’s ready to rumble rather than dance.
- Lisa will over-think everything and look stiff and awkward.
Still, just because a model bombs at the music video challenge doesn’t mean she’ll get booted off. (Remember Yoanna in Cycle 2? She went ass over teakettle right on camera but still won the cycle.) In the end, I predict Lisa will go home. What do you think?
November 1, 2007
At first I thought I was going to be bored to tears by this episode recap tonite. But it was interesting to see the girls in the earlier scenes now that we’ve come to know them more and more each week.
It was surprising to me that Victoria seemed even more “prickly” than before. I thought perhaps it was a recent thing right before she got booted off the show… but no. How did you like her stripping down on the boat to beg Tyra to let her be on the show? Pathetic? Ridiculous? And then the whole fainting deal before panel? Yikes.
I’d forgotten that Janet demonstrated the whole bikini wax thing on Tyra. Hilarious! I mean, she actually put her hands on TyTy’s buttocks in order to properly show how it’s done, and then spanked her on the ass! Too much. I’ll say it again, that Liza haircut did her in… plain and simple.
And Ebony… what the heck happened to Ebony? Now that we got to see her again in the beginning and how she was smack talking and telling people she was a “fierce bitch”…. whoa. Compare that to the sniveling woman who begged to go home. I actually think Tyra might be right, she didn’t like the critique and criticism that comes with modeling.
I’m surprised to see how many cameos Dani(or Danielle, as she was known in Cycle 6) is making this round. Tyra must really like her. I have to say she’s one of my favorites, too. I couldn’t believe it when she said the first thing they told her was to lose weight! What is wrong with these people!
On a separate note, it was hilarious/disturbing/ridiculous/fascinating to see Bianca’s series of confrontations. That girl has got into it with everyone in the house, and for no other apparent reason than to mix it up. Did you see her skip in front of Heather to use the phone? Why? How old are we?
The BIGGEST surprise of the night came when Chantalgot up in Bianca’s face for a change! I have to say I have a new-found respect for Chantal now.
I guess Bianca got hers when she ran at full speed into a glass door. I mean, she even had the eye prints on the glass! That must have hurt like a mo-fo.