Sarah


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Sarah talks about getting the boot from ANTM.  Check out how much weight she lost:

3 1/2 POUNDS!

(And she’s 5’10” people!)

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Well, looks like the Bostonian was right, and poor healthy normal lovely Sarah was the one that went home.

There are a few things that piss me off about this episode.  First, that they have made such a huge deal about Sarah losing weight, and then… that they have a model pass out because (DAH) she hadn’t eaten anything in like 20 hours.  I’ll have more to say on that later.  For now, let’s do a recap, shall we?

If I said previously that I was developing a new respect for Chantal, I completely apologize.  Last night she was back to my bleck meter after telling the world that God gave her “this body and this face” so therefore she was born to model.  Love yo-self much?  Now here’s the thing… a healthy body image is important.  Healthy.  As in, love your body and appreciate all that God gave you, but don’t let your head inflate to the point that it won’t fit through the door.  (Or, in an Enrique Iglesias video.) 

As much as Chantal tells the world how she was “born” to model, she’s had quite a few off weeks.  (Remember the flower episode, folks?)  This week she looked bored to tears at having to watch Enrique Iglesias strut around in front of her.  Perhaps Chantal actually thought she was prettier than Enrique?  Could this be?  If so, I should do the proper thing and correct Chantal right now: 

Chantal,

No one is prettier than Enrique.  Not you.  Not Tyra.  Not even Tyson Beckford. 

As per usual, most of the girls looked positively stiff and odd throughout the video.  Heather, surprisingly, really pulled off the weird & intense vampire look.  But this thing about her not eating for a zillion hours… For some reason, I gave her more credit than that.  I was starting to buy into the whole “I have Asberger’s but want to be a role model for girls”….

…and so to do that you don’t eat, Heather?  And then make everyone drop everything and run to your side and after administering water and minerals to your little body have to tell you, “Now with your size, you should really eat before you do something like this….”

And that wasn’t even MENTIONED in panel!  WTF?

I do like how Chantal noticed Heather getting some prime camera time then and went over to tell her “how worried” they were about her. 

Ya.  Okay.

Another odd thing was that Tyra hyped this whole “Bodyville” thing and then it was like two seconds in the episode.  She spends an entire week talking about body image and then just shows us models slithering up and down a wall? 

Which brings me to another point:  Why the heck couldn’t Lisa make it back up the wall with her leg strength?  She was a stripper, for pete’s sake.  Don’t they kind of need their… ahem… muscle strength for certain things?

I’m not bothered at all by Bianca and her jealousy of Heather.  Here’s the thing, sometimes I agree with Bianca.  I think they are over-kind to her at times (at times, mind you) like for example when she doesn’t eat and causes a video shoot to stop completely and then they don’t even say anything to her.  You know if Bianca (or let’s face it, Chantal) had pulled that stunt Tyra’d be all over their behinds.

I did laugh at Bianca trying the whole, “I weigh the most of any person in this house” routine in front of Sarah, and Sarah chiming back, “Oh, we’re going to play that game now, huh Bianca?”  Loved that.  Love Sarah!  I hope to heck she gets some modeling gigs after this.  I mean, honestly, how big is she?  (In normal people size, I mean. Like, a size 4?  A 6?  Can I get a reference here, someone?)

The whole episode was wacky right to the end.  I see most of my predictions yesterday were off.  Like I predicted Jenah would be in the bottom two.  But she was close!  She did horrible.  And was it just me, or did she look BUCK-TOOTHED in the video?

I said Ambreal would be great – I thought she was but TyTy thought she was “too hoochie.”  And Tyra knows hoochie far better than I do, so I’ll give her that. 

I said Chantal would be great -and she totally wasn’t.

I said Heather might struggle and she did with the whole crawling along the wall deal.  And btw, what is the deal with Tyra saying Heather has a “Tim Burton-esque” sexuality?

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Anyone?

I was right with Saliesha pulling it out, and I was right that Sarah would work her bod and look great.  She did.  Even the judges thought so.  But she eats (probably every day or so) and we can’t have that in the modeling world.  Not, apparently, even in Tyra’s modeling world.

I said Lisa would over-think everything but she didn’t.  I did, however, hit it right on the head with Bianca when I said “She’ll end up looking like she’s ready to rumble.”  So okay – not too bad.

I’ll be curious to see what Sarah has to say now that she’s off the show.  In any event, here’s the Enrique video (with models) if you’d like to check it out.

It’s just after 2p.m. here in the Midwest, and I don’t know about you, but I am looking forward to a new episode of ANTM.  Especially after the recap show.

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Tyra’s already been on the local channels talking about the episode, which consists of the models wearing nude body stockings and pretending that they are part of “Bodyville.”  In addition to body image it looks like Tyra is trying to teach them to be sexy.  (There’s a preview on the CW site if you’re interested.) 

After that, they go on the set for a music video with Enrique Iglesias video where apparently one girl will pass out. 

Let’s see… girls that are living together, bugging each other, not eating, and then…. gasp… one of them actually passes out?  I can’t imagine.  (She said snarkily.)  I am interested in seeing how well some of the girls do, and am even going to make some predictions:

  • Ambreal will be able to pull out of her funk since she’s got the dance background.
  • Chantal has probably been in front of her bedroom mirror pretending to be in music videos since she was ten, so I’ll bet she does okay. 
  • Heather has the awkwardness with her body so she might struggle.
  • Saleisha is a wild-card these days… but I think she’ll pull it out.  She do her model thang and be good.
  • Sarah will work her ever-shrinking bod and look great doing it.
  • Jenah’s odd little face will not work in a video format, she’ll be in the bottom two for the first time.
  • Bianca will struggle.  She’ll end up looking like she’s ready to rumble rather than dance.
  • Lisa will over-think everything and look stiff and awkward.

Still, just because a model bombs at the music video challenge doesn’t mean she’ll get booted off.  (Remember Yoanna in Cycle 2?  She went ass over teakettle right on camera but still won the cycle.)  In the end, I predict Lisa will go home.  What do you think?

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In Episode 4, Sarah won the make up challenge and got to do a video for Cover’s new Online Make Up Mirror.  Have you checked it out yet?  If not, follow this link and you’ll be able to see Ms. Sarah in action.  You can also vote for the Cover Girl of the week there, too. 

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